Contemplating Suicide..

same kinda deal, here..

get really wasted and take some pills.. fall asleep and choke on your puke

hmmmmmmm asphyxiation by vomit

tie one arm to a tree, pole, lampost, whatever works... tie your other arm to a train and wait

now this one.. same deal, only tie yourself to a car/truck and place a large bag of flour on the gas peddle, with a slit in the bottom so it escapes slowly.. hit the clutch and go

you can also do this with two cars going opposite directions if you don't like the thought of harming the tree/pole

damn! [img]eek.gif[/img]

i'm kinda fond of that last one.. *nods

well it would certainly get the job done

ok... what ya do is ya get a bicycle pump... ya swallow the nozel, fill the chamber with burning oil... then go sit in the middle of the street and pump, pump, pump!

*cracks up*....yeah I'm sick*L*

*L.. that's ok.. i laugh till i cry when i read this..

*LOL* definitely some good reading here

find the nearest sawmill with a wood chipper.. wait until after coffee break and jump on in.. if yer lucky you can move the thing that spits out the chips, resulting in an even bigger mess for some poor sap to clean..